Just for Laughs
Take a look at these hilarious questions to Dear Abby.
These are letters even Abby admitted she was at total loss to answer. I think you’ll receive your daily dose of healthy belly laughs in the next few seconds. Enjoy.
Dear Abby, A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I have never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?
Dear Abby, What can I do about all the Secks, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On my VCR?
Dear Abby, I have a man I cannot trust. He cheats so much, I am not even sure the baby I am carrying is his.
Dear Abby, I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It is getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I do not know him well enough to discuss money with him.
Dear Abby, I have suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.
Dear Abby, Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?
Dear Abby, I joined the Navy to see the world. I have seen it. Now how do I get out?
Dear Abby, My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist 50 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.
Dear Abby, I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.
Dear Abby, My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.
Dear Abby, You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in secks to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in secks and he is a doctor. Now what do I do.
Now keep your inner smile going all day. Then, tomorrow stay tuned for my big announcement and get a smile that will last you a lifetime.
Tania Gabrielle French